"During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded,'This debate, the last debate and the next debate.'" - bill Maher
"A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace." —Jay Leno
"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." - David Letterman
"One guy who's excited about the handover is President George Bush. He's thrilled about turning over power back to Iraq. You know why? Because he's thinking about invading them again." - David Letterman
"President Bush flew over Iraq in Air Force One, saw the devastation and said 'Don't worry about this, we'll get whoever did this.'" - Craig Kilborn
"The Pentagon said this week the war in Iraq cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is : operations, $10 billion: personnel, $6 billion: getting Bush re-elected - priceless." - Bill Maher
"George W. Bush surrounds himself with smart people the way a hole surrounds itself with a donut." - Dennis Miller
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which." - Dennis Miller
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