* @Asfaq Just had my biggest WTF moment of the yr. Beggar outside Mumbai Central station whips out mobile phone and takes a call!!
* @abtony No matter how many 'Cells' your body holds, you still can't insert a 'Sim Card'
* @JeanieHollon Good door-to-door salesman: Let me show you a little item you neighbor said you couldn't afford.
* @JeanieHollon Cons knows how to make $ without working. All they need are a few suckers eager to learn the secret.
* @anaggh Boy-why do u look chinese?Girl-My dad's chinese. Boy-where is he now? Girl-he died 10yrs ago. Boy-haan to china ka maal aur kitna chalega!
* @PriyaFlorence When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ~ Edward Abbey
* @radha_ People who carelessly leave taps dripping deserve a tap on the head and a rap on the knuckle..
* @RamaKarthikeyan #whentwitterwasdown, stocks went up by 200 points, unemployment rate reduced by 1% and people got some actual work done !!
* @classybabymama On da phone w/ AT&t 4 1 hour these dummies say ms.brown we detect prob to ur line..duh stupid y u think I'm callin stupid
* @metalsaint The similarity between Dinosaurs & good girls... both are extinct
* @ddlovato If I'm eating two pieces of dubble bubble.... Does that mean I'm eating 'quadrubble' bubble?
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1 comment:
Hey,
I'm glad to see that you're into funny tweets. I think your list is pretty darn good as well. Impressive how you were able to dig them all up.
I'm also into funny tweets. I've created a website called Twaxed.com, which allows users to vote on funny tweet submissions made into the site. I'd say its like an Fmylife, combined with a Digg, combined with Twitter.
If you'd like to know more, please get in touch with me and the developer. We would like to chat with you more about it.
Our email is info (at) twaxed (dot) com.
Cheers!
Tyrone
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